Halloween Instagram Captions to Creep It Real & Get Thousands of Likes

Instagram uses content to elevate its game every year, so why not join in on the fun? 

This includes creative costumes, wonderful Halloween décor, and a terrific Halloween event complete with boozy drinks, eerie music, and spooky fun games.

It's also possible that you'll need to think of several Halloween Instagram captions for your Halloween photos that complement your costume and the most fun occasion of the year.

Scroll down for more inspiration!

Halloween captions for Instagram

Short Instagram Halloween Captions

• Broom parking permitted.

• Oh my gourd, I love Halloween!

• Too cute to spook.

• Tricks or it didn't happen.

• I'm nobody's ghoul.

• Drop-dead gorgeous.

• Feelin' fang-cy.

• Always spoiling for a fright.

• Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

• Witch way to the party?

• Photo of me on the graveyard shift.

• Zombie our guest.

Short Halloween captions for Instagram

• What's up, pumpkin?

• Just want my scarytale ending.

• HalloQueen.

• Keep calm and scare on.

• Go big or gourd home.

• Felt spooky, might delete later.

• A wee bit wicked.

• Boo-in' it for the ‘gram.

• I drink my coffee with scream and sugar.

• If you've got it, haunt it.

• No such thing as too many Halloween decorations.

• Feelin' wicked.

• No tricks, just treats!

Best Halloween captions for Instagram

• A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.

• Take me to your pump-king!

• Having a boo-tiful night.

• Everything’s better with a little magic.

• I've got deja boo!

• Vampires are fang-tastic!

• Bone-jour!

• Hay, pumpkin!

• Wishin' for a scarytale ending.

• Witches be witchin'.

• Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

• It's the season to trick-or-treat yourself.

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

• Double, double toil and wishes, if my spell worked, you'd be doing the dishes.

• I'm not a regular zombie, I'm a cool zombie.

• Straight from my cauldron and into your glass.

• Fill up my glass because I feel boo-zy tonight!

Funny Halloween captions for Instagram

• Feeling especially batty this Halloween.

• Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.

• Hocus pocus, I wish I could focus.

• No, I'm not always this pale.

• Who knew that a ghost good look this good?

• There's something about Halloween that just raises my spirit. Or should I say kills it?

• Have a bloody good Halloween!

• I’m the queen of Halloween and he’s my pumpkin king!

• Everyone screamed like a little ghoul when they saw my costume.

• Cheers, witches!

• You say witch like it's a bad thing.

• The scariest part of Halloween is the price of my costume.

• What you wand isn't always what you need.

• I cannot be held responsible for any missing candy.

• You know what they say: Trick or treat yo'self.

• Resting witch face.

Funny Halloween captions Instagram

• Who run the world? Ghouls.

• You mess with me, you also mess with my flying monkeys.

• Halloween: The only holiday where it's best if you come as you aren't!

• Felt spooky, might delete.

• If I'm not startled, I don't want it!

• Which wine goes best with M&Ms? Asking for a friend.

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Cute Halloween Instagram Captions

• Don't worry, I'll never ghost you.

• Don't call me scary as if it's a bad thing!

• Never fully dressed without a wand.

• Mummy of the year.

• Something wicked this way comes.

• There's nothing like a nice breath of fresh scare!

• Halloween night is simply bewitching.

• Too cute to spook.

• Let's give them pumpkin to talk about.

• Every day should be Halloween!

Cute Halloween captions for Instagram

• All boo'd up.

• I'm the ghostess with the mostess.

• This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when you said “costume.”

• Make no mistake, I’m here for the candy.

• I make spooky look cute.

Scary Halloween Instagram Captions

• Have a Scary Halloween and Happy Boo Year!

• Have a spooktacular night.

• There’s a message for you — it’s from the grave.

• Don’t look under the bed.

• I’m your worst nightmare.

• The boogeyman is coming. I gave him your address.

• Goblins, ghouls and zombies, oh my!

• Boo to you!

Scary Instagram captions Halloween

Not only should your Instagram photos have a Halloween-related caption, but they should be distinctly Halloween-themed  to get likes. That being said, it will be wise to wear spooky makeup for Halloween. 

 

Couple Halloween Instagram Captions

• You’ve got me under your spell.

• The only person I want to go to Halloweentown with.

• My Boo thang.

• Future momster.

• Hanging with my boo.

• Just me and my zom-bae.

Halloween Instagram captions for couples

• Love at first bite.

• Thanks for always creepin' it real with me.

• Always a bloody good time with you.

• I only have pumpkin pies for you.

• I’d bone you.

• You make me batty.

• You make me feel like I'm the only ghoul in the world.

• The Jack to my Sally.