Funny Halloween Puns about Witches, Pumpkins, Candy, Skeletons & More

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The greatest holiday in October is Halloween, so now is the perfect time to plan a fantastic costume, decorate your porch, and flavor everything with pumpkin spice. 

But Halloween doesn't have to be all doom and terror. Taking a lighter approach, we've collected clever and funny Halloween puns and jokes that will make you giggle uncontrollably!

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Halloween Puns

  • My costume is eerie-sistible.

  • Creep it real.

  • I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!

  • I’ve got every trick or treat in the book!

  • Trick or treat yo' self.

  • Bow down to your Hallow-queen.

  • Is it even Halloween if you didn't get tricked at least once?

  • I couldn't scare less about your costume.

  • A cutie that's a little spooky.

  • Time to get this party startled!

  • Oh my gourdness, it's finally Halloween!

  • Fright for the right to party!

  • Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern this Halloween — share your candy!

  • Eat, drink, and be scary.

  • You need a spoo-key to enter this haunted house.

Halloween funny puns

Halloween funny puns

  • All the ghosts looked boo-tiful this Halloween.

  • This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!

  • Eat, drink, trick.

  • Go big or gourd home!

  • This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

  • Pumpkin' out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.

  • Lookin' gourd-geous!

  • Halloween is the one time I'll ask you to come as your aren't.

  • I’ve been so bored these past few weeks, so this Halloween is really a breath of fresh scare.

  • Frankly, I don't think I'm that scary.

  • Fangs for the memories.

  • My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!

  • The zombie thinks this is the best thing since sliced head.

  • Howl you doin'?

  • Lift your spirits!

  • Looking for a bunny costume because it's hoppy hour.

Halloween jokes and puns

Halloween jokes and puns

Halloween Witch Puns

  • Witch way to the pumpkin patch?

  • Witching you a Happy Halloween.

  • Witch upon a star.

  • Keep calm and carry a wand.

  • You've got me under your spell.

  • Wicked awesome.

  • Witch better have my candy.

  • Halloween's not the same if I can't be witch you.

  • What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?" "Get a broom!

  • Here I am, warts and all.

  • Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

  • Resting witch face.

Funny puns for Halloween

Funny puns for Halloween

  • Witcha up to?

  • I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that witch.

  • It's a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.

  • You say witch like it's a bad thing.

  • Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

  • Can't always get what you wand.

  • Witch and famous.

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Halloween Ghost & Monster Puns

  • What's the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.

  • Love at first bite.

  • Ghostest with the mostest.

  • I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume, I want people to know I have guts.

  • Looking fa-boo-lous.

  • Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.

  • You're just my (blood) type.

  • Have an eek-tastic Halloween!

  • Romeo and Ghouliet.

  • Let’s have some skele-fun!

  • If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Halloween ghost puns

Halloween ghost puns

  • You're my best ghoul-friend.

  • You’ve ghost to be kidding me!

  • What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream.

  • Ghosts love elevators because it lifts their spirits.

  • Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!

Halloween Pumpkin Puns

  • Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

  • Who else is pumped for Halloween?

  • Give 'em pumpkin to talk about.

  • I think it's clear that I love pumpkin spice a latte.

  • My favorite movie is Gourd of the Rings.

  • You are the pick of the patch!

Pumpkin Halloween puns words 

Pumpkin Halloween puns words

  • What's a math teacher's favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.

  • My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin. I told him I'd gourd it with my life!

  • It's easy to repair a broken jack-o'-lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!

  • I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.

  • Let's pumpkin spice things up.

  • The Pun-kin King of Halloween!

  • I only have pumpkin pies for you.

  • This Halloween pumpkin really stuck a gourd with me.

  • Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

  • Don't forget to carve out some time for pumpkin decorating!

  • Aren't these pumpkins gourd-geous?

Halloween puns jokes

Halloween puns jokes

Halloween Vampire Puns

  • I'm looking for my necks victim.

  • Join my fang club!

  • Sucks to be me.

  • The vampire and his wife were love at first bite.

  • You can Count on me.

  • I know some vampire puns, but they all suck.

  • So long, sucker.

  • You make me batty.

  • A vampire's favorite fruit is a blood orange.

  • Vampires hate peaches, but they love neck-tarines.

  • I have an account at the blood bank.

  • Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.

Vampire puns for Halloween

Vampire puns for Halloween

Halloween Candy Puns

  • What desserts do ghosts love? "I scream!"

  • Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!

  • Goblin up candy all night.

  • I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.

  • I can't Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.

  • Who is responsible for the candy corn? "The kernel."

  • No matter how much Halloween candy you eat, it always seems to go to waist.

  • Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.

  • I won't sugarcoat it: Give me candy.

  • What kind of candy gets straight As? "Smarties."

Candy Halloween puns

Candy Halloween puns

  • Twix or treat!

  • A cat's favorite candy is a Kit Kat.

  • Your costume is so realistic, it's un-candy!

  • No candy for me. I'm trying to keep my ghoulish figure.

  • Here's to a Halloween full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy.

  • Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream.

  • No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!

  • Don't go goblin up all my candy!

  • Witch better have my candy.

  • Starbursting to eat all this candy.

Halloween puns candy

Halloween puns candy

  • Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

  • Enjoy goblin up all your Halloween candy — just don't let it go to waist!

  • This will definitely come in candy.

 

Halloween Skeleton Puns

  • Spine on the dotted line.

  • Bugs and hisses.

  • I'd tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.

  • Most skeletons are funny because they know how to tickle your funny bone.

  • I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very humerus.

  • Bone-jour.

  • Do you play the trom-bone?

  • This is a hip joint.

Halloween puns skeleton

Halloween puns skeleton

  • Where does a skeleton go for a fun night?" "Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.

  • Laughing 'til I'm coffin.

  • Bone appetit!

  • I'm bad to the bone.

  • Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

  • Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.

  • No body won the skeleton race.

Final Words

While some people enjoy horror during Halloween, others would rather celebrate a lighthearted occasion. The previously mentioned funny Halloween puns are ideal for relieving your worst fears and lifting your spirits, regardless of whether you're amusing children, cracking jokes at work, or simply prefer hilarious over horrific.

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