What to Write in a Father's Day Card Funny? Humorous Card Messages

On Father's Day, Dads need to feel as loved and cared for as moms do on Mother's Day. One way to show your father figures in your life how much you appreciate them is by sending them Father's Day cards. 

But what to write in a Father's Day card funny? To make a Father's Day card more heartfelt and unique, consider writing one of these funny things to write in a Father's Day card.

What to write in a father day card?

Funny Things to Write on a Father's Day Card

Should you choose to write any of the following on your Father's Day card, you may be the one bringing everyone to tears with your writing. 

This is the day that should be a celebration for your Dad, but instead, it will be you who brings him joy.

• So grateful for you! Who else will change my oil, listen to my boring stories and then take me to get a sandwich?

• Hey Dad, isn’t it awesome how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite?

• It’s still hard to believe they let you be someone’s father and that someone is me. Anyway, Happy Dad’s Day!

• Congratulations on having an amazing kid!

• Gouda. Mozzarella. Brie. Sorry this card is so cheesy, but I really love you, Dad!

• Thanks to the man who taught me how to not only read but also burp the alphabet.

• A toast to my Dad: I loaf you bready much!

• I love you beer-y much. (Attach this message to a bottle of his favorite brew.)

• Happy Father’s Day! Love, your favorite child.

• Here’s a card instead of that awkward back-thumping hug we usually do. You’re welcome. 

• I wouldn’t trade you for anything, Dad. I mean, nobody’s offered me anything, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t!

• Thanks for sacrificing all your hair for me!

• Dear Dad, Thank you for always saying yes when mom said no.

• Happy Father’s Day, Dad! I may not be the perfect kid, but it’s OK. I forgive you.

What to write on Father's Day card?

• Happy Father’s Day to one of my favorite parents.

• Happy Father's Day! You may not know everything, but you sure had me fooled for quite a while.

• Happy Father’s Day from your favorite financial burdens.

• Dear Dad, Thanks for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket.

• I love you from my head to-ma-toes, Dad! (Add this message to a tomato plant and give it to your gardening-obsessed Dad.)

• This is not a drill: You are the best Dad I ever saw. Not to hammer the point home, but you nailed fatherhood. (Add this message to a gift of new tools.)

• Good parenting means investing in your child’s future. Which is why I’m saving to buy mine a hoverboard one day.

• Don’t worry Dad, I know what you really want for Father’s Day—a good nap in the recliner after a hearty meal.

• You’re my favorite Dad … and that has nothing to do with the fact that you’re my only Dad.

• Happy Father’s Day, Dad—enjoy the day but don’t do anything crazy … like stay up past 9 p.m.

• Failing and laughing at your own shortcomings are the hallmarks of a sane parent.

• You’re the greatest thing since sliced bread—and just as old!

• I smile because I’m your child—and I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.

• I’d get you a Father’s Day gift, but you already have the best present ever: Me as your kid.

Best Cards for Father’s Day

Best Father’s Day cards

There are many things you may write on a Father's Day card, such as inspirational sayings, funny Father's Day quotes, or funny Father's Day messages. 

What is most important, though, is that you must obtain a card. If you haven't bought one, have a look at our recommendations below: 

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